One Weird Outlook

Being a single person, I have learned I have a weird outlook on looking for a new partner. When most people meet someone new they dread the "20 Questions" routine. Me, well, I look at it as filling out yet another application. Allow me to explain: The "20 Questions" is actually the "application". My new interest is the person doing the "hiring or denying", depending on what he hears or sees. If he likes me and "hires" me then that means he agrees to date me. As in any job you always strive for a "raise", which means I am striving for the date to turn into a relationship. As in a job as you achieve raises you sometimes achieve a new title until one day, if your lucky, to reach CEO or Boss, which means I hope for one day the status of my potential relationship one day change my title to "Engaged to Married". On a side note this "Application Process" goes both ways.

I even wrote a poem over this very topic:

"Where Do I Apply"

There must be a place,

where I can go.

To fill out the forms,

that will melt into your soul.

There must be a time,

when I can apply.

Just for the chance,

to stare deep within your eyes.

Oh where, oh where, do I apply?

For that position,

by your side.

Oh where, oh where, do I apply?

I would check the box hold you close,

I would check the box love you deeper.

In hopes one day you say,

you need to know me forever.

Oh where, oh where, do I apply?

For that position,

by your side.

Oh where, oh where, do I apply?

By:PsychoWriter